“Vegetarian is an old Indian word for bad hunter”..Yes,that
is my DH’s favorite quote, who also happens to be a hard core carnivore. So you
can imagine how our 6 years of marital life would have been. The omnivore me trying to convince the meat lover about the
hazards of being a red meat eater and he in turn persuading me to try all “delicious” stuff.
The other day we went to a Japanese restaurant for dinner
DH: The beef tastes awesome, you should seriously try this!
Me: No way..
DH: The cow will feel bad if we don’t eat it. It’s the cows
destiny to be a good steak one day. So you are not letting the poor animal
fulfill its destiny!
Me: #&!!!! Huh? Ok I better don’t reply to that ..it will be an insult to my intelligenceJ.(I will let my actions
speak). Gives him one tight pinch
DH: OOO! That hurts!!
Me: So a pinch hurts so badly isn’t it? So imagine the pain
the poor animal went through before it became your favorite steak!
DH: Silence ..followed by a big wideJ